Snarly Charlie, the Ha! You Plebs Think Drinking is a Social Event? @$%&!
Well, do you?
'Cause drinking sure as hell ain't for him. While Hargblargs get the fun run of the mill for drink and pleasure, Charlie seems to gravitate toward the booze for an entirely different reason though whatever that is remains to be seen, since it certainly doesn't mellow the pup out. Otherwise, he's a crabby SOB, for seemingly no reason, as is the way of the beast. Maybe he's even more anti-social than other Lords, prone to violent outbursts against furniture that leaves Ian flabbergasted and unable to keep up with the chew toys for the squat Lord. Charlie is the embodiment of dumb rage, and when he gets ahold of liquor he gets even worse, as if he has limits and boundaries set up in his ooglah mind that get torn down after a few laps of booze. Territorial and a handful, Charlie challenges anyone or anything that gets on his turf. About the only time he's really pleasant is when he's sleeping. He doesn't even get adorable when hungry, he just gets more violent toward inanimate objects, seeking to devour them rather than just straight up destroy. Charlie is of average size for a Lord pug-bottom, the color of a dreary winter day with all of the charm of ice, stabbing dagger through your mind with his harsh mindvoice.
'Cause drinking sure as hell ain't for him. While Hargblargs get the fun run of the mill for drink and pleasure, Charlie seems to gravitate toward the booze for an entirely different reason though whatever that is remains to be seen, since it certainly doesn't mellow the pup out. Otherwise, he's a crabby SOB, for seemingly no reason, as is the way of the beast. Maybe he's even more anti-social than other Lords, prone to violent outbursts against furniture that leaves Ian flabbergasted and unable to keep up with the chew toys for the squat Lord. Charlie is the embodiment of dumb rage, and when he gets ahold of liquor he gets even worse, as if he has limits and boundaries set up in his ooglah mind that get torn down after a few laps of booze. Territorial and a handful, Charlie challenges anyone or anything that gets on his turf. About the only time he's really pleasant is when he's sleeping. He doesn't even get adorable when hungry, he just gets more violent toward inanimate objects, seeking to devour them rather than just straight up destroy. Charlie is of average size for a Lord pug-bottom, the color of a dreary winter day with all of the charm of ice, stabbing dagger through your mind with his harsh mindvoice.
Doc, the Assigned First Aider Murr
Have you been hurt in a fall? Have you shot yourself in the foot? Or do you just have a boo boo that needs seeing too? Well then you've come to the right person to sort it out for you! This little nurse nightingale will patch you up in no time! Despite having no thumbs at all she's quite a dab hand at wrapping you up in bandages, sticking on band-aids, and even giving you a sucker for being such a good person during your treatment! She might well be an ooglah but that doesn't mean she has to be useless, and it doesn't mean she has to be stupid. All things considered she's pretty smart for an oggie, just don't expect her to name all the mayors of isnit - she's a doctor not a historian dammit! She mainly heals her bond, but she will extend her care and attention to any injured person she happens to come across ... just don't expect her to be as gentle a healer as she is with her bond. Non-bonded humanoids get tough love from her, giving her a more matronly aura.
She likes a good cuddle once she's patched you up, after all she's just toiled hard over your wounds the most you can do now is give her some love and attention! For her cuddles and scratches are a form of payment for the work she's just done. The more time she takes to heal you the more cuddles she requires from you in 'payment'. She will also accept cuddles as a form of insurance against your next injury, so it's probably in her bonds best interest to make daily 'payments' so that they are well covered for their next treatments. If you can't afford your treatment then she'll just as happily take it in monthly installments - after all she's a nurse and isn't going to deny you treatment just because your 'insurance policy' doesn't cover your treatment.
Her tubby form only adds to her matronly behavior around strangers. Her well padded body meaning she moves with a gentle sway, though to some this may well look comical - just don't laugh. She hates being laughed at because of the way she walks! Being a murr her coloration leans toward the pastel shades, her head covered in a pale peachy yellow fading down to mint green on her rear. Her fur is soft to the touch, and she likes it cut short - often persuading her bond to take her to the grooms for monthly trims to keep it in perfect form.
She likes a good cuddle once she's patched you up, after all she's just toiled hard over your wounds the most you can do now is give her some love and attention! For her cuddles and scratches are a form of payment for the work she's just done. The more time she takes to heal you the more cuddles she requires from you in 'payment'. She will also accept cuddles as a form of insurance against your next injury, so it's probably in her bonds best interest to make daily 'payments' so that they are well covered for their next treatments. If you can't afford your treatment then she'll just as happily take it in monthly installments - after all she's a nurse and isn't going to deny you treatment just because your 'insurance policy' doesn't cover your treatment.
Her tubby form only adds to her matronly behavior around strangers. Her well padded body meaning she moves with a gentle sway, though to some this may well look comical - just don't laugh. She hates being laughed at because of the way she walks! Being a murr her coloration leans toward the pastel shades, her head covered in a pale peachy yellow fading down to mint green on her rear. Her fur is soft to the touch, and she likes it cut short - often persuading her bond to take her to the grooms for monthly trims to keep it in perfect form.
Prince, The Sticks and Stones will Break Your Bones Grar
Bro ... are you looking at him? Bro, what's with the dirty look? You going to start something? Yeah? You think your tough? Yeah that's it, walk away like a wimp! He's the penultimate tough guy, always ready to flex his muscles and defend his bond's honor! Don't even think of hitting on his bond, he'll be chewing on your ankles in 10 seconds flat! The only one that is allowed to drool over his bond is him and don't you forget it! Yeap that's it ... just walk away from his human and all will be well in the world. If you persist in causing issues then you better be ready for a fight! Because he will become violent if pushed too far, 'rar'ing 'grrrrr'in and even X( ing(pronouned eex blehh). He can't do any real harm to you, he'd be lucky to draw blood with his tiny fangs, but that doesn't stop him from persisting in his efforts to chase you away from his bond. Any person that tries it on with his bond, or even attempts to hurt his bond will be forever listed on his 'blacklist' and will forever be chased off the moment he catches sight of them.
He's particularly close to his bond. You might even say that he loves his bond. Eeeww what? Don't look at him like that, there is nothing disgusting about his love for his human. He totally loves him in the sense of a bromance, there is nothing sexual going on between them at all! He just loves the man and purely wants the best for him. He will go to any lengths to make sure that his bond is protected from all the crazy people in the world - particularly women! He remember the last time his human interacted with a woman, it ended up with his human getting shot and he isn't eager for that to happen again soon. Not that men are met with any more approval then women! anyone his human talks to is met with suspicion and growls! He's like an overprotective father protecting his spawn with a shotgun! He over reacts at any idea that his bond might need to interact with anyone romantically, and he's constantly looking for a reason to start a fight with anyone his bond gets close to! As a result of his constant guarding of his bond it will be rare that he'll have time to chase females of his own - yes he'll be happy to pursue a female, but his bond always comes first!
For such a rough and tough oggie he's quite small in stature. He's the size of a miniature bulldog, but despite this and his lack of muscles he'll take on anyone and anything - even dragons! He may be small , but he is tough and brave so don't let his looks fool you. His fur is longer then his short furred siblings, making him look like some kind of odd mop! He'll need regular grooming sessions to keep his fur in some kind of presentable fashion, of course being a tough guy he doesn't like grooming and will struggle against it the whole time which means that any cut he does get will look a complete mess. The coloration of his coat is a ice blue, with spots of white spread throughout that give the impression of falling snow - quite the feminine look for someone that would rather he looked more 'butch' and 'manly'. It's a pity he doesn't like grooming because a good hair cut would give him the manly looks he much desires for - as it is he either looks like a lady or a messy child depending on if his fur has been cut or not.
He's particularly close to his bond. You might even say that he loves his bond. Eeeww what? Don't look at him like that, there is nothing disgusting about his love for his human. He totally loves him in the sense of a bromance, there is nothing sexual going on between them at all! He just loves the man and purely wants the best for him. He will go to any lengths to make sure that his bond is protected from all the crazy people in the world - particularly women! He remember the last time his human interacted with a woman, it ended up with his human getting shot and he isn't eager for that to happen again soon. Not that men are met with any more approval then women! anyone his human talks to is met with suspicion and growls! He's like an overprotective father protecting his spawn with a shotgun! He over reacts at any idea that his bond might need to interact with anyone romantically, and he's constantly looking for a reason to start a fight with anyone his bond gets close to! As a result of his constant guarding of his bond it will be rare that he'll have time to chase females of his own - yes he'll be happy to pursue a female, but his bond always comes first!
For such a rough and tough oggie he's quite small in stature. He's the size of a miniature bulldog, but despite this and his lack of muscles he'll take on anyone and anything - even dragons! He may be small , but he is tough and brave so don't let his looks fool you. His fur is longer then his short furred siblings, making him look like some kind of odd mop! He'll need regular grooming sessions to keep his fur in some kind of presentable fashion, of course being a tough guy he doesn't like grooming and will struggle against it the whole time which means that any cut he does get will look a complete mess. The coloration of his coat is a ice blue, with spots of white spread throughout that give the impression of falling snow - quite the feminine look for someone that would rather he looked more 'butch' and 'manly'. It's a pity he doesn't like grooming because a good hair cut would give him the manly looks he much desires for - as it is he either looks like a lady or a messy child depending on if his fur has been cut or not.